ELI LEWIS presents (UN)CUT

I've been building so much hype over this announcement that I hope y'all don't sigh with exasperated annoyance over it, but instead cheer in glee or sob in remembrance over days long gone. Either way, I hope y'all like this little video I put together as a way of welcoming the new year's adventures, opportunities, and shenanigans! Well, here we go-

Read My Interview on GetOut! Magazine About the Upcoming Mr. New York Escort of the Year Competition!

Read the full interview on pages 28 and 29 of the current issue here!

GetOut! Magazine in New York City interviewed me about hosting the upcoming Mr. New York Escort of the Year competition at Therapy Bar on Saturday, February 8th! Join me, Dallas DuBois, and a group of New York City's hottest and most popular Rentboys as they compete for the opportunity to represent New York and the East Coast at the 2014 Hookies Awards in March!

ELI LEWIS Celebrates Twenty-Something Years of Tomfoolery and Shenanigans!

This time last year one of my friends promised me a spa day but instead took me to one of New York City's remaining bathhouses, The West Side Club - you can read up on the full sexcapade here. To keep the tradition of getting Eli laid on and around his birthday going, a few friends banded together to convince me that going to a sex party this past Sunday night to kick off my birthday week was a good idea. As with all new and foreign experiences, I was a bit apprehensive at first but took to it quicker than a duck to water. My lips are still chapped from all the cocksucking!

Meet New Rentboy and Hottie of the Week, SEVEN DIXON!

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Jessie Lee Fucks Me Over the Balcony in The Asiancy, Season 6

I showed up to Peter Le's house for his birthday party and was greeted by Jessie Lee at the door. I could tell he had ulterior motives when his gaze lingered a little too long at my ass, but I didn't mind. He was sweet enough to show me around the place though - gorgeous, btw - until he led me to his favorite room in the house...

Week 2, Day 1: Chest/Triceps/Abs

I'm back at the gym after what seems like an eternity of inactivity and it hurts SO good! My overall fitness goals are pretty simple. I'm not trying to go from twink to muscle stud over the course of a year, or even two years, but I would definitely like to start sculpting out a more fit build. That being said, I'll be posting my diet and workout routines every so often (because we all know I'm often too busy tweeting to actually write a full blog post) for you all to see and hopefully guide me in the areas in which I need the most improvement - I'm looking at you, Ryan and Aleks!

Throwback Thursday: Halloween 2012

Cosplay ninja bunny (?), Voldermort, and Elphaba

My friends and I do Halloween right. Go big or go home, and who stays home on Halloween - even if to get drunk and watch Hocus Pocus? My friend Jo-vanni (the cosplay ninja bunny) and I had originally planned to go as Glinda and Elphaba from the hit Broadway musical Wicked, but he decided last minute that mechanical cat ears and a white belt wrapped around his torso would be more entertaining, so I flew solo.

HustlaBall New York recap

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Why Did No One Wake Me Up When September Ended?

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Buy Your Tickets Now to HUSTLABALL NEW YORK 2013

I remember my first HustlaBall like it was only yesterday, how I took to the red carpet with Sister Roma, got gagged and fucked by several porn stars on and offstage. These are tears of nostalgia streaming down my face - we all know my gag reflex has been missing for years now. As we make preparations to get HustlaBall New York 2013 in full gear, I look back over this past year and smile at all I have accomplished, wag my tail to all those who've tapped this, and am horny with excitement for all that's to come! Well, now that I've properly annoyed you all with the waiting... here is our official press release for this year's big party!

There's a Pounding in My Head

I'm pretty sure I was hit by a bike, car, or dragon.

...but wait, isn't there supposed to be a stranger in my bed as well? Last Friday night really was a blur; a painful, scratched up, messy blur which resulted in the cuts and bruises (seen above) of which I still have no idea how I acquired. It was a fun, night though, from what I can remember. We started off at Rock Bar on Christopher Street in the West Village and by the third bar I began to knock back shots as if my life depended on it. Mind you, I was only aiming for twenty one points but I'm sure I would have accrued more if I wasn't such a drunk mess that I forgot to go to the referees each time I purchased another cocktail.

7 Days with Eli: It's Finally Friday!

My roommate, Jason, hates it when I say this but: Thank GOD it's Friday! This has been quite the long week but now with the weekend almost upon me, I'm excited to announce that Hustlaball New York 2013 is officially in full gear as we set up one of the hottest parties of the year. I've been working with Christopher Daniels to recruit porn stars who will be in town for Columbus Day weekend and are wanting to perform with us onstage and we have over thirty hot guys confirmed for the big day! If you haven't already purchased your tickets, be sure to do so now to catch the early bird special!

7 Days with Eli: Mondaze

This is what happens every time Rafael and I run into each other on our block.

My days don't really begin until I get off work at 6PM and actually become a real person, but by that point I'm so tired that all I want to do is go to the gym, wank one out, and go to bed. I don't really like to go out and party like other twenty-somethings in New York City who get plastered at a club and dance shirtless with a horde of sweaty bodies, find their soul mate from across the crowded room, and make out until they wake up next to each other the next morning not knowing the other's name. I may be generalizing a population of my... I guess we can call them "peers," but what I'm trying to say is that I'm more of a homebody who prefers lively piano and dive bars to the thumpa thumpa of a megaclub when going out for a night with the boys.

Can Someone Just, Like, Wake Me Up - You Know, When September Ends?

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Eli's Great Puppy Search

I'm pretty sure Cass is featured on my Instagram page more than I am.

If you know me, or have been following me on any of my social networking websites, you will know that I love animals and, together with my roommate, have two of the best pets for which a guy could ever ask. I grew up in Texas where we raised several dogs at once and taking care of Cass, a five-year-old pitbull mix rescue, in New York City opened my eyes to the vast different between the two worlds. I now find myself not only ready for, but actively looking to adopt, a new pup to add to my life and our pack at home so the search for my new best friend has begun!

Gotta Love Those Click Rewards!

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The Most Common Relationship Mistake Gay Men Make

I just finished reading an article in Revolutionary Gay Magazine about the common relationship mistakes gay men make and I couldn't disagree more. I stopped reading after it listed "Open Relationships" as a common mistake gay men make. If anything we, as gay men, make the common mistake of equivocating ourselves with our heterosexual counterparts - the most prominent of which is our sex and sexuality. While this article does make a few good points, including hastily attaching yourself to your partner and the need to respect each others boundaries, it reads and panders as a whiny attempt to heteronormatize homosexual relationships.

Saying Goodbye to Splash Bar NYC

It was announced earlier today that New York City's legendary gay dance club, Splash will be closing its doors permanently on the 10th of August 2013. After two decades of being the go-to nightlife venue for meeting other hot, sexy guys, Splash will be celebrating the countdown to its final farewell by serving up ten amazing parties beginning on the first of August.

Before I say goodbye to the site where such epic adventures and sexcapades unfolded, I'd like to look back and highlight some of the best times I had getting kicked out of Splash.

Remember That Time I Knowingly Touched A Vagina

Here's the deal: I like vagina just about as much as the next- no, that's not true. Sorry, ladies, but I'm not actually that big a fan of that thing you've got between your legs. I knew it was a trap when first I landed into it, but I blame my youthful innocence and resolute belief that there is good in everyone. I blame my friends for daring me to do it. I'll touch your boobs - those are fun; but that? No, thanks.

Ben Rimalower Has Patti Issues

"Your tie's crooked, doll."

My good friend Ben Rimalower is afflicted with an ailment known as Patti Issues, "a condition wherein the patient experiences a transference of love he didn't receive in his childhood onto actress and singer Patti LuPone." Luckily for him there is hope yet! You can help Ben by celebrating his road to recovery at the one year anniversary of his solo play fittingly titled "Patti Issues" at the Duplex in New York City (61 Christopher Street, New York, NY 10014 - on 7th Avenue).

Check out this FunnyOrDie PSA featuring Alan Cumming and Patti LuPone (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ae5b5f7ba1).