ELI LEWIS Celebrates Twenty-Something Years of Tomfoolery and Shenanigans!

This time last year one of my friends promised me a spa day but instead took me to one of New York City's remaining bathhouses, The West Side Club - you can read up on the full sexcapade here. To keep the tradition of getting Eli laid on and around his birthday going, a few friends banded together to convince me that going to a sex party this past Sunday night to kick off my birthday week was a good idea. As with all new and foreign experiences, I was a bit apprehensive at first but took to it quicker than a duck to water. My lips are still chapped from all the cocksucking!

Saying Goodbye to Splash Bar NYC

It was announced earlier today that New York City's legendary gay dance club, Splash will be closing its doors permanently on the 10th of August 2013. After two decades of being the go-to nightlife venue for meeting other hot, sexy guys, Splash will be celebrating the countdown to its final farewell by serving up ten amazing parties beginning on the first of August.

Before I say goodbye to the site where such epic adventures and sexcapades unfolded, I'd like to look back and highlight some of the best times I had getting kicked out of Splash.

Remember That Time I Knowingly Touched A Vagina

Here's the deal: I like vagina just about as much as the next- no, that's not true. Sorry, ladies, but I'm not actually that big a fan of that thing you've got between your legs. I knew it was a trap when first I landed into it, but I blame my youthful innocence and resolute belief that there is good in everyone. I blame my friends for daring me to do it. I'll touch your boobs - those are fun; but that? No, thanks.

Remember That Time I Fucked Harry Styles of One Direction?

Stop smiling at the ground, you weirdo.

One magical (oh, dear lord, I can already hear Bianca Del Rio's) night at the Ritz, my roommate Jason (www.twitter.com/JasonLeeCourson) and I were at The Ritz Bar and Lounge in Hell's Kitchen for Miss Bianca's weekly Monday night drag show that starts three hours after the advertised time, and a gorgeous twink was looking our way and eye raping one of us. Jason, having a penchant for twinks, immediately locked onto his target and exclaimed, "Look at that boy across the room who looks like all of One Direction put into one!"

Paying Homage to a REALLY Fun Threesome Video

Y'all are familiar with and love the last threesome video I posted on my XTube channel a few months ago, and have been wondering why they've been taken down and where you can find them online. Let me begin by thanking each and everyone of you for the boner-inducing comments left on my page and say that this bottom is honored to have such wonderful and avid followers - y'all are the best! I wasn't quite sure at first why they were being constantly flagged for removal and taken down, especially since XTube doesn't moderate reports and indiscriminately deletes videos without warning. I even had a Gretchen Wieners moment and blabbed out, "I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me, but I can't help it that I'm so popular!"

Meet Me At the Baths

One of my best friends planned on taking me out on a spa day for my birthday but, upon realizing that he forgot to book an appointment for us, led my slightly hesitant ass to one of New York City's bathhouses - the West Side Club in Chelsea. He'd previously gone to a bathhouse during a European excursion and thought it would be a fun alternative to a massage and facial. I was pleasantly surprised by the whole experience and made sure to get other muscles of my body massaged while still managing to get a few facials in there.

T Minus Five Days Until My Birthday

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I Really Need to Get a New Camera...

Nothing says "I'm sorry" like having your back arched and ass up in the air waiting for him to come home.

I have two options I can a) find a way to fly back home to Texas to retrieve all of my filming equipment as well as a few toys and gear or b) start an "Eli needs film equipment" donation page. I'll happily continue using my iPhone to document all of my sexcapades since dragging a laptop around and propping it in a corner is a bit excessive in my opinion, but a lot of y'all have been requesting longer and higher quality videos.

New Year, New Tricks

Shine bright like a bottom!

Happy New Year, lovers and pups! 2013 is going to be one hell of a year and I don't know about y'all but I am more than ready to sit on and take it whole! Not that last year wasn't loads of fun - I mean, I did get flogged and face fucked at the Black Party Expo, won the Pie Hole Eating Contest at Folsom Street East, and pounded relentlessly onstage at HustlaBall New York - but I'm prepared to do whatever it takes to make this year my bitch!

Merry XXX-mas and Happy Holigays!

Merry XXXmas Eve, y'all! I've been receiving a lot of requests to post new videos and pictures of my sexcapades so here's an early holigay gift from me to y'all. I was lucky enough this week for a friend to be in town who wanted to fool around and was open to recording our hot three-hour session. Eight inches and thick this boy found my prostate and literally pounded the cum out of me twice! Okay, it was three times - he just couldn't get enough.

At the Risk of Losing a John...

I've received many requests to discuss my experience in the sex industry and the Johns I've had during my time as a RentBoy. I mean, this blog IS called Tales of a RentBoy after all. While I love giving y'all an inside look at all the different events, shows, photo and video shoots it's a little more difficult to do that with guys who have and may continue to hire me. Discretion is of the utmost importance to me when working with any client.

The Movie Date

That chocobo is getting a great view of my ass.

I met The Movie Date while working on a project here in Manhattan and thought he was simply adorkable (adorably dorky, for those of you who can't understand my made-up words) until he added me on Facebook where his shirtless pic caused me to do a double take and drop my jaw, this boy was packing! We proceeded to poke and chat with each other online, agreeing to meet up again to hang out and get to know each other a little better... which is exactly when the naked pictures started being exchanged.

Austin and Tyler Wolf

I met Austin earlier this summer when he was a local bartender and, upon seeing him, thought to drop trou and let him use and abuse me from behind the bar, suck him off while he was making drinks, or kick everyone out, close up early, and be his bottom bitch for hours. Believe me, I thought of several scenarios for how that initial, as well as future, encounters would go. Instead I kept my piggy instincts in check, walked over, ordered a drink, and flirted with him as I undressed him with my eyes.

The Best Friend

I'm a good, little Nasty Pig :@] OINK!

The Best Friend I met online thanks to Adam4Adam. His muscles, gorgeous hair, and cute Southern charm had me swooning but, like all Internet encounters, I was worried that he couldn't walk the walk. The boyfriend and I were going through a rough patch but I didn't want to throw that to the wind and my legs up in the air for a new guy, so I closed my legs and waited out the storm... until we broke up, and I started slutting around like a good piggy bottom. Then one day at Flaming Saddles I looked across the bar and there he stood.

The Boyfriend

Don't I look like the sweet boy next door... who is hiding a kinky secret?

Last weekend and over Thanksgiving dinner I thought about the things for which I am truly thankful. Friends, family, loved ones, my good health - all those things definitely came to mind but something I couldn't exactly just blurt out at the dinner table was all the amazing sex I had this past year. I then compiled a list of my top five greatest sexcapades of 2012 and would love to share it with y'all. Sorry if you didn't make the cut, I just wrote down the five guys that first came to mind. Memorable experiences are great experiences, am I right?

HustlaBall New York 2012

HustlaBall New York 2012 marked my inaugural role as a performer with this hell of a raunchy mega-party. This year's headliners included the sexy dynamic duo TnT (Trenton Ducati and Tate Ryder), Christopher Daniels, Rafael Alencar, Sister Roma, Tommy Defendi, and Danni Daniels, just to name a few. Hosted at Club Rebel in Midtown Manhattan, the three-story nightclub allowed party-goers and performers to meet and greet each other from the main stage and dance floor, photo booth, XXX dance floor, and VIP room hosted by DJ Chi Chi La Rue. If y'all weren't part of the festivities this past Columbus Day weekend, you definitely missed out - I mean come on! What else could you have possibly been doing, especially with the following Monday off from work?

BB Only?

 

What's with everyone wanting to bareback these days?

Lately I've been encountering a lot of tops who want to, or only ever, hookup bareback. Now, I'm only human and have slipped up a few times in my life I practice safer sex and encourage others to do the same. Although we've made significant medical advancements to prevent the spread of HIV/AIDS and improve the quality of life of those who have been inflicted with the disease, it still remains a threat.
This then brings up the question whether people are educated about HIV/AIDS and safe sex, but also whether they are regularly tested and know their status. The decisions and actions of two consenting adults, who are aware of the status of the other, is not something about which I can speak for or against. I'm definitely not one to judge as I love to watch bareback scenes, but these videos are often filmed after all consenting parties are tested.

The First Time Ever I Saw a Cock

Sharing and comparing sexcapades with your friends is always a fun time, especially when y'all drown your inhibitions with a bit of alcohol. The story of how someone loses their virginity is, more often than not, thoroughly awkward which is why the story of how my cherry was popped receives a lot of dropped jaws, devilish grins, and erections. I hope y'all thoroughly enjoy my tale (but seriously, I'm online, so check out my ad).