2013 Black Party Expo at Roseland Ballroom

Black Party Expo, day 2

After quite the night of celebrations at the 2013 Hookies Awards I made sure to get plenty of fluids in me so I wouldn't wake up hungover and be able to hit the gym before the long Saturday ahead... none of that happened. Granted I didn't wake up without a hangover but exhaustion (or laziness, who knows at this point) kept me in bed until I absolutely had to get up and ready for the Black Party Expo.

Say Hello to the Newest Addition to the RentBoy Team!

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I Really Need to Get a New Camera...

Nothing says "I'm sorry" like having your back arched and ass up in the air waiting for him to come home.

I have two options I can a) find a way to fly back home to Texas to retrieve all of my filming equipment as well as a few toys and gear or b) start an "Eli needs film equipment" donation page. I'll happily continue using my iPhone to document all of my sexcapades since dragging a laptop around and propping it in a corner is a bit excessive in my opinion, but a lot of y'all have been requesting longer and higher quality videos.

New Year, New Tricks

Shine bright like a bottom!

Happy New Year, lovers and pups! 2013 is going to be one hell of a year and I don't know about y'all but I am more than ready to sit on and take it whole! Not that last year wasn't loads of fun - I mean, I did get flogged and face fucked at the Black Party Expo, won the Pie Hole Eating Contest at Folsom Street East, and pounded relentlessly onstage at HustlaBall New York - but I'm prepared to do whatever it takes to make this year my bitch!

Not So Sexy Pet Peeves

I cannot place enough stress on the importance of communication in a relationship whether it be with your long-term partner, fuck buddy, friend with benefits, or random hookup. You're only hindering yourself from fully enjoying the experience if you don't voice your likes, concerns, but most importantly your dislikes and pet peeves. I've compiled a list of the top five not so sexy pet peeves I've across over the past summer, I'm sure I have a few others but here are the ones of which this power bottom has thought.

HustlaBall New York 2012 Red Carpet

Drake Jaden getting his ass eaten on the red carpet as I get branded with a HustlaBall tattoo in the background.

A group of us decided to go shopping for our red carpet outfits together after we got out of rehearsal Sunday afternoon and, after making stops at our favorite shops, ultimately found the perfect gear at Nasty Pig. A huge shout out definitely goes out to those guys, we love your stuff! Duffel bag full of chains, harnesses, and other costumes in tow I made my way to Club Rebel shortly before the doors opened for VIP ticket holders and headed down to the performer dressing room where the other guys were gearing up for the red carpet.

HustlaBall New York Preparations

Check out the full line up of your favorite porn stars and DJs at this year's HustlaBall New York 2012!

As we all get ready for tonight's HustlaBall New York 2012, let's take some time to prepare ourselves for the epic night to come with a standard to-do list. Some of the boys and I went out to grab any last minute gear from our favorite stores here in Manhattan and were discussing some of the key essentials to putting on a great show as well as enjoying the party. We're all so very excited to see y'all tonight and were horny with excitement at today's rehearsal, so I hope y'all are ready for the night ahead!

Guys with iPhones

It's safe to say I am, more often than not, an exhibitionist. Guys with iPhones is a great website for shameless bastards like myself who aren't afraid to show a little skin while displaying our technological dominance and boojie-ness with our iPhones in the picture. It's always fun seeing the kinds of pictures the guys upload onto the site ranging from odd costumes, shirtless and underwear pictures, to junk shots, even porn stars and celebrities.

Folsom Street East 2012

The RentBoys modeling the latest Black Party accessories.

I worked together with RentBoy and The Saint At Large at this year's Folsom Street East here in New York City to model the latest Black Party accessories at our Trunk Show. We had everything from samurai-inspired gear, a plethora of jockstraps in different styles, headdresses, cuffs, and harnesses. I sported a dragon-skin armguard and headdress from the Black Party, my favorite NastyPig jockstrap, and a homemade chain harness from Home Depot with an attached padlock. The four-number lock combination was written on my ass for any lucky man to find and utilize, though a few passerby mistook it for a counter. I'm still in the triple digits, men, but please feel free to change that!