HustlaBall New York recap

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Buy Your Tickets Now to HUSTLABALL NEW YORK 2013

I remember my first HustlaBall like it was only yesterday, how I took to the red carpet with Sister Roma, got gagged and fucked by several porn stars on and offstage. These are tears of nostalgia streaming down my face - we all know my gag reflex has been missing for years now. As we make preparations to get HustlaBall New York 2013 in full gear, I look back over this past year and smile at all I have accomplished, wag my tail to all those who've tapped this, and am horny with excitement for all that's to come! Well, now that I've properly annoyed you all with the waiting... here is our official press release for this year's big party!

7 Days with Eli: It's Finally Friday!

My roommate, Jason, hates it when I say this but: Thank GOD it's Friday! This has been quite the long week but now with the weekend almost upon me, I'm excited to announce that Hustlaball New York 2013 is officially in full gear as we set up one of the hottest parties of the year. I've been working with Christopher Daniels to recruit porn stars who will be in town for Columbus Day weekend and are wanting to perform with us onstage and we have over thirty hot guys confirmed for the big day! If you haven't already purchased your tickets, be sure to do so now to catch the early bird special!

7 Days with Eli: Mondaze

This is what happens every time Rafael and I run into each other on our block.

My days don't really begin until I get off work at 6PM and actually become a real person, but by that point I'm so tired that all I want to do is go to the gym, wank one out, and go to bed. I don't really like to go out and party like other twenty-somethings in New York City who get plastered at a club and dance shirtless with a horde of sweaty bodies, find their soul mate from across the crowded room, and make out until they wake up next to each other the next morning not knowing the other's name. I may be generalizing a population of my... I guess we can call them "peers," but what I'm trying to say is that I'm more of a homebody who prefers lively piano and dive bars to the thumpa thumpa of a megaclub when going out for a night with the boys.

HustlaBall New York 2012

HustlaBall New York 2012 marked my inaugural role as a performer with this hell of a raunchy mega-party. This year's headliners included the sexy dynamic duo TnT (Trenton Ducati and Tate Ryder), Christopher Daniels, Rafael Alencar, Sister Roma, Tommy Defendi, and Danni Daniels, just to name a few. Hosted at Club Rebel in Midtown Manhattan, the three-story nightclub allowed party-goers and performers to meet and greet each other from the main stage and dance floor, photo booth, XXX dance floor, and VIP room hosted by DJ Chi Chi La Rue. If y'all weren't part of the festivities this past Columbus Day weekend, you definitely missed out - I mean come on! What else could you have possibly been doing, especially with the following Monday off from work?

HustlaBall New York 2012 Red Carpet Interview

Check out my red carpet interview with Sister Roma and Mr. Pam at HustlaBall New York 2012. Now I know why she made this face earlier in the night!

HustlaBall New York 2012 Red Carpet

Drake Jaden getting his ass eaten on the red carpet as I get branded with a HustlaBall tattoo in the background.

A group of us decided to go shopping for our red carpet outfits together after we got out of rehearsal Sunday afternoon and, after making stops at our favorite shops, ultimately found the perfect gear at Nasty Pig. A huge shout out definitely goes out to those guys, we love your stuff! Duffel bag full of chains, harnesses, and other costumes in tow I made my way to Club Rebel shortly before the doors opened for VIP ticket holders and headed down to the performer dressing room where the other guys were gearing up for the red carpet.

HustlaBall New York Preparations

Check out the full line up of your favorite porn stars and DJs at this year's HustlaBall New York 2012!

As we all get ready for tonight's HustlaBall New York 2012, let's take some time to prepare ourselves for the epic night to come with a standard to-do list. Some of the boys and I went out to grab any last minute gear from our favorite stores here in Manhattan and were discussing some of the key essentials to putting on a great show as well as enjoying the party. We're all so very excited to see y'all tonight and were horny with excitement at today's rehearsal, so I hope y'all are ready for the night ahead!

I'll See Y'all at HustlaBall New York!

HustlaBall New York is coming up next Sunday, the 7th of October 2012 and I cannot wait to be onstage once again. I'll be making my debut at HustlaBall as a performer and will be go-go dancing throughout the night. I can't tall you how excited I am, and hope to see all of your beautiful faces there! I'll also be at the pre-parties throughout Manhattan.