This time last year one of my friends promised me a spa day but instead took me to one of New York City's remaining bathhouses, The West Side Club - you can read up on the full sexcapade here. To keep the tradition of getting Eli laid on and around his birthday going, a few friends banded together to convince me that going to a sex party this past Sunday night to kick off my birthday week was a good idea. As with all new and foreign experiences, I was a bit apprehensive at first but took to it quicker than a duck to water. My lips are still chapped from all the cocksucking!
