Chi Chi LaRue's 2013 Messy Awards

We got into a great deal of shenanigans while in Chicago, but these were the messiest of them all!

I know I'm totally late on re-blogging this, but thought it was more than appropriate after the Tony Awards last night. The fabulous Chi Chi LaRue released her 2013 Messy Awards from the Grabbys porn awards and some of my favorite guys won such high honors that I couldn't help but share it with y'all - along with my commentary! Let's just dive straight into the mess, shall we?

2013 Hookies Awards at Roseland Ballroom

The 2013 Hookies Awards were this past weekend at Roseland Ballroom here in New York City and I could not have been more excited. The months leading up to the momentous night were long and arduous, requiring several sleepless nights of campaigning and promoting my three nominations for Best Newcomer, Best Dancer, and Best Website. Y'all have no idea how many blowjobs I had to promise to get here!