Stop smiling at the ground, you weirdo.
One magical (oh, dear lord, I can already hear Bianca Del Rio's) night at the Ritz, my roommate Jason (www.twitter.com/JasonLeeCourson) and I were at The Ritz Bar and Lounge in Hell's Kitchen for Miss Bianca's weekly Monday night drag show that starts three hours after the advertised time, and a gorgeous twink was looking our way and eye raping one of us. Jason, having a penchant for twinks, immediately locked onto his target and exclaimed, "Look at that boy across the room who looks like all of One Direction put into one!"
