Thursday, September 19, 2013
I remember my first HustlaBall like it was only yesterday, how I took to the red carpet with Sister Roma, got gagged and fucked by several porn stars on and offstage. These are tears of nostalgia streaming down my face - we all know my gag reflex has been missing for years now. As we make preparations to get HustlaBall New York 2013 in full gear, I look back over this past year and smile at all I have accomplished, wag my tail to all those who've tapped this, and am horny with excitement for all that's to come! Well, now that I've properly annoyed you all with the waiting... here is our official press release for this year's big party!
Wednesday, September 18, 2013
...but wait, isn't there supposed to be a stranger in my bed as well? Last Friday night really was a blur; a painful, scratched up, messy blur which resulted in the cuts and bruises (seen above) of which I still have no idea how I acquired. It was a fun, night though, from what I can remember. We started off at Rock Bar on Christopher Street in the West Village and by the third bar I began to knock back shots as if my life depended on it. Mind you, I was only aiming for twenty one points but I'm sure I would have accrued more if I wasn't such a drunk mess that I forgot to go to the referees each time I purchased another cocktail.
Friday, September 13, 2013
Thursday, September 12, 2013
I've totally been slacking off on my promised 7 Days with Eli postings, I know. I apologize, but what can I do to make it up to y'all? Post more nudes? That's a given. I've accumulated quite a few questions in my inbox from my Ask.fm profile as well as Tumblr and the RentBoy blog, so I'll take this time to tell dish and tell all... in my undies, or less!
Monday, September 9, 2013
This is what happens every time Rafael and I run into each other on our block.
Friday, September 6, 2013
Last we spoke on here Cass and I were on our Great Puppy Search, so if you're not following me on Twitter @EliLewisXXX (why you're not, I have NO idea - but you SHOULD since I'm constantly