2013 Hookies Regional Tour: New York City

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Meet Me At the Baths

One of my best friends planned on taking me out on a spa day for my birthday but, upon realizing that he forgot to book an appointment for us, led my slightly hesitant ass to one of New York City's bathhouses - the West Side Club in Chelsea. He'd previously gone to a bathhouse during a European excursion and thought it would be a fun alternative to a massage and facial. I was pleasantly surprised by the whole experience and made sure to get other muscles of my body massaged while still managing to get a few facials in there.

T Minus Five Days Until My Birthday

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The Sausage King

I got my first tattoo about three years ago and it has, so far, been my only piece of ink. The significance behind this tattoo dates back to my high school days with my two best friends. We had been trying to find a way to commemorate our friendship and BFF rings, mugs, and other such items seemed silly so when the conversation came around to getting matching tattoos we all agreed that was a great idea. Of course at age fifteen everyone and their parents thought it was ridiculous and tried talking us out of it.

I Really Need to Get a New Camera...

Nothing says "I'm sorry" like having your back arched and ass up in the air waiting for him to come home.

I have two options I can a) find a way to fly back home to Texas to retrieve all of my filming equipment as well as a few toys and gear or b) start an "Eli needs film equipment" donation page. I'll happily continue using my iPhone to document all of my sexcapades since dragging a laptop around and propping it in a corner is a bit excessive in my opinion, but a lot of y'all have been requesting longer and higher quality videos.

New Year, New Tricks

Shine bright like a bottom!

Happy New Year, lovers and pups! 2013 is going to be one hell of a year and I don't know about y'all but I am more than ready to sit on and take it whole! Not that last year wasn't loads of fun - I mean, I did get flogged and face fucked at the Black Party Expo, won the Pie Hole Eating Contest at Folsom Street East, and pounded relentlessly onstage at HustlaBall New York - but I'm prepared to do whatever it takes to make this year my bitch!