Friday, November 16, 2012

Boy's First Dildo

Here's a fun fact about me - as much sex as I've had over the past decade or so I have never once owned a dildo prior to yesterday. When I was much younger there was always that curiosity and longing to have something inside my hole but I always filled it up with the real thing. I have, over the years, tried to go out of my way to purchase a sex toy and always brought a friend with me to help me search for the right one for me but the search always ends with them asking, "Why are we looking for a dildo when I'm right here, horned up, and ready for you?" To which I'd respond by rushing them back to my place.


It was a typical Thursday afternoon. I walked the dog in the morning and went to my ballet classes, followed by my noon break for lunch, back to the studio for another hour, I walked the dog again, headed over to Trader Joe's for a few groceries, and then dropped in at one of the local sex shops for a 9" dildo and enema set. Oh, don't forget the lube! Once I arrived at The Blue Store in Chelsea I made my way to the toy section where three of the sales reps swarmed around me and asked if I needed any help. I recognized one of them from my previous trips to this store and, instead of brushing them off as I would usually do, asked the smoldering Latino with piercing eyes if he could help me find the right toy for me.

Standing around 5'10" with a fairly muscular build, he began explaining their different products from simple latex and rubber dildos, ones molded from different porn stars, vibrators, plugs, beads - the works. I have no idea why I giggled and shied away from him as he walked me through the store, but apparently he enjoyed my perceived innocence and finally pulled down a small vibrator and asked, "I'm guessing you probably want to start with a smaller size, am I right?"

I replied in the negative and grabbed the 9" Basix dildo for which he gave me a devilish grin. After suggesting a water-based lube he handed me an enema kit with quite the large nozzle and, after voicing my concerns regarding its girth, laughed out, "Considering the 9" dildo you're buying, this is nothing! Besides, you'll need something to practice on before you take the real thing anyway" and flashed a wink my way.



We made our way to the check out and was about to throw in a discount before his manager walked up beside him and tried to make a pass at me. As he was ringing me up he scribbled something onto one of their business cards and threw it in the bag with my products and receipt, and told me to let him know if I enjoyed the purchase.

I was going to record my first time with my new toy this morning but forgot to actually turn on the camera as I edged myself to glory. I only realized that it wasn't off after I came all over myself, dildo still deep inside me. Oh well, there's always a next time - and I'll definitely be using it to prepare myself for the orgy that's to ensue tonight! More on that event later! Hope y'all have a great weekend, I know I will!

1 comment:

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