Boy's First Dildo

Here's a fun fact about me - as much sex as I've had over the past decade or so I have never once owned a dildo prior to yesterday. When I was much younger there was always that curiosity and longing to have something inside my hole but I always filled it up with the real thing. I have, over the years, tried to go out of my way to purchase a sex toy and always brought a friend with me to help me search for the right one for me but the search always ends with them asking, "Why are we looking for a dildo when I'm right here, horned up, and ready for you?" To which I'd respond by rushing them back to my place.